frenchfrycoolguy:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

expiry:

i wish motherlode worked irl

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn